taking a shower with harry potter and ava’s molars

i need advice on showering. when do other moms shower and get all ready? i have to set my alarm and get up before ava does. sometimes she decides to wake up too and then i just am a smelly mom for the day!
i finished harry potter 7. it’s the last book. there will never [...]

Hernan Bogado, ladies and gentlemen

FUNNY story from an email a very good friend sent my way:
“Two nights ago I went to a pub where this girl started talking to me. She told me that she was a stripper dancer, and her husband also was a stripper. The funny thing is that both of them were dancer for male audience. [...]

nebraska and so on

so we went to nebraska. it was nice. it would have been nicer had every house we went in to not had an enormous, steep staircase leading to the basement. ava kept hurling herself off the top step without a thought for gravity. this concept has either not occurred to her or she thinks she [...]