before i go somewhere i think, ‘do i need to go to the bathroom?’ and i wait a moment and i evaluate what i’ve had to drink, when i last went to the bathroom, how i feel now and my conclusion: ‘nope. i’m good.’
not five minutes out the door, my body has produced another drop [...]
Entries from February 2008
February 29, 2008
the bladder of a pregnant woman
February 26, 2008
still a sicko
remember when i complained about my daughter being sick (it sounded like this “whine, whine, sickos, whine, whine, ava, whine“)?
HA!
experience can be a great teacher. but seriously? make it stop.
February 24, 2008
beauty and the beast
question: how come belle and her father acted completely mystified by the fact that there was an enormous castle in the middle of the woods and yet, when gaston and his mob are singing “kill the beast” in a very un-mob-like way, they all know where it is and it’s got this long bridge-like driveway?
there’s [...]
February 21, 2008
a bunch of sickos running around in my apartment
the sickos would be us. well, mostly ava. i just have a sore throat. and i’m exhausted, but i can’t tell if that’s child number 2 exacting some sort of revenge or the sore throat. i’m pretty sure it’s child number 2. he’s been like this all 12 weeks of his sweet life.
ava, as a [...]
February 19, 2008
my saturday
saturday i drove down laurel canyon towards hollywood. it is so beautiful! the trees are huge and the path is windy and thin (a change from the 6 lane freeway i exited). the part that thrills me the most is thinking about who has lived in all of the houses. bob dylan owned a house [...]
February 18, 2008
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this is the blankee and we will die when it does (which should be soon, since ava likes to EAT it).
